Miss Freaky, consider this your first warning – when you’re awarded Employee of the Week you’re not supposed to disobey the rules. Bleeding on standard issue Redd Inc. mousepads is not permitted under any circumstances and bragging about it on Twitter and other organs of the social interwebs is strictly forbidden under our user guidelines.
Now clean up the mess and get back to work. And a warning to other miscreants and office jokers, keep a look out for Miss Freaky’s submissions and remember you’ll end up like her if you break the rules.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT TO SUBMIT TO REDD INC! HURRY, HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE!