How to be a musician when you know you kinda suck

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by Redd Blog on August 12, 2010

People SHOULD have to listen to your noise, dammit

Here are a few useful tips:

1)   If people don’t get your “sound”, tell them it’s “experimental” or “avant garde”

2)   Make 37 remixes and make your friends listen to them all. Eventually they’ll cave and declare you a genius… eventually

3)   Develop a heroin habit. That way when your music sounds like a cat being strangled with its own tail you can claim you were “experimenting with drugs”

4)   Go to rehab and find Jesus. Christian Rock is a great genre for the mediocre and talent-challenged

5)   Steal someone else’s music and kill them

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Anne Douglas August 15, 2010 at 8:36 pm

I hope you’re going to have directing tips as well soon

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iddi November 7, 2010 at 6:17 am

i real like the advices and the program you guys have, the tip about music is the thing the i can intersted in doing but coz i doubt my voice so i end up slaging in the room. do you guys help to produce musin beats too?

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Redd Blog November 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Hi iddi, no we don’t produce music sorry – have a listen to the music we have up on the site and let us know what you think

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